"The First Law of Dirk" is the seventh episode in season 1 of Bizaardvark and also the seventh episode of the series. It premiered on August 14, 2016 to 1.5 million viewers.


Paige convinces Dirk to stop being a daredevil; Kirk thinks his brother is broken for good; Bernie tries to find an office space for an important meeting.[1]


Main Cast

Guest Cast

Absent Cast


  • Jake Paul's real life brother Logan Paul guest stared.
  • This is was first time Amelia Duckworth is absent in an episode.
  • This were the second episode with no Bizaardvark or Perfect Perfection With Amelia video.
  • This were the first episode where Paige and Frankie have seperate plots. This leads to them rarely speaking less than usual in this episode.
  • Bernie still sits in a car seat, and swims with floaties.


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Bizaardvark - The First Law of Dirk - Promo-1

Bizaardvark - The First Law of Dirk - Promo-1

Bizaardvark - The First Law of Dirk - Behind the Scenes

Bizaardvark - The First Law of Dirk - Behind the Scenes

Bizzardvark - Jake and Logan Paul Test

Bizzardvark - Jake and Logan Paul Test


Bizaardvark Episodes
Season 1
FirstDraw My LifeFrankie Has a HaterSuperfanThe CollabUnboxingThe First Law of DirkBest Friend TagBernie's in ChargePretty-ConPuff and FrankieHalloweenvarkSpoiler Alert: Belissa ReturnsBizaardvark vs. Vicki Hot Head FuegoMoosetashio: A Cautionary TaleControl (Plus) Alt (Plus) Escape!Agh, HumbugMom! Stop!Paige's Birthday is Gonna Be GreatIn Your Space!
Season 2
First Day of SchoolChocolate BananasThe Doctor Will See You NowPaige Bugs OutFriend Fight!HawkwardFrankie and Amelia's Fun Friend WeekendFrankie's Cheating TeacherSoftball: The MusicalYes and NoScience (Un)FairPromposal ProblemsHalloweenvark: Part Boo!A Killer Robot ChristmasClash of the SuperfansDon't Think, Just DareBernie Moves OutThe BFF (Before Frankie Friend)Amelia's Perfectly Imperfect Volleyball AdventurePaige is WrongSpring Break Video SpectacularHer, Me, and Hermie
Season 3
The Summer of UsTwo Me's in a PodHouse MomsNo Way Whoa!Tree's CompanySummer Schooled