| “ | Let me get this straight. You just intuitively learned physics, the same principles that took history's brightest minds centuries to discover? | ” |
—Ms. Tyson to Dirk.
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"The First Law of Dirk" is the seventh episode in Season 1 of Bizaardvark. It premiered on August 14, 2016 to 1.5 million viewers.
Plot[]
Paige convinces Dirk to stop being a daredevil; Kirk thinks his brother is broken for good; Bernie tries to find an office space for an important meeting.[1]
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- Olivia Rodrigo as Paige Olvera
- Madison Hu as Frankie Wong
- Jake Paul as Dirk Mann
- Ethan Wacker as Bernie Schotz
Recurring Cast[]
Guest Cast[]
- Logan Paul as Kirk Mann
- Devika Parikh as Ms. Tyson
- Jonathon Runyon as TV Guy/Earl Squirrelson
Absent Cast[]
Quotes[]
| “ | Dirk and Kirk? Do you have a sister named Smirk? | ” |
Trivia[]
- Jake Paul's real-life brother Logan Paul guest starred.
- This is the first time Amelia Duckworth is absent in an episode.
- This was the second episode with no Bizaardvark or Perfect Perfection With Amelia video.
- This was the first episode in which Paige and Frankie had separate plots. This leads to them speaking less than usual in this episode.
- As of 2024, after Logan Paul posted a controversial YouTube video of him visiting the Aokigahara forest during a trip to Japan in December 2017, this episode was pulled from reruns on Disney Channel and is currently unavailable to watch on Disney+, which is replaced with Hawkward on the latter. Strangely, this episode and all season 1 episodes of the series, as well as Hawkward, resurfaced on DisneyNow around July 2022 and were available to watch for free on the site until around January 2023. This episode is still available to purchase on Google Play, Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and YouTube.
- Before this episode was pulled from the network due to the aforementioned reason, it rarely had any reruns.
- Bernie still sits in a car seat, and swims with floaties.
- After Paige Olvera jokingly notes how their names rhyme, she speculates on what a hypothetical sister might be called, Kirk responds with the question, "Who do you work for?" suggesting that Paige might have actually guessed the name "Smirk" as one of the younger Mann sisters mentioned in Unboxing.
Gallery[]
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Videos[]
Bizaardvark The First Law of Dirk Promo
Bizaardvark-The First Law Of Dirk-Behind The Scenes
Bizaardvark - The First Law of Dirk - SNEAK Peek - Guest Logan Paul