- Olivia Rodrigo as Paige Olvera
- Madison Hu as Frankie Wong
- Jake Paul as Dirk Mann
- Ethan Wacker as Bernie Schotz
- Johnathon McClain as Liam
- Logan Paul as Kirk Mann
- Devika Parikh as Ms. Tyson
- Jonathon Runyon as TV Guy/Earl Squirrelson
- Jake Paul's real-life brother Logan Paul guest-starred.
- This is the first time Amelia Duckworth is absent in an episode.
- This was the second episode with no Bizaardvark or Perfect Perfection With Amelia video.
- This was the first episode in which Paige and Frankie had separate plots. This leads to them speaking less than usual in this episode.
- Bernie still sits in a car seat, and swims with floaties.
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