"The Comeback Song" is a song from "First" by Paige and Frankie. It was written in A flat minor by Matthew Tishler and Andrew Underberg.


No you didn't!
It's Paige and Frankie.
Sitting in science class, I'm minding my own business.
Robbie starts talking trash.
He thinks that he can dish it!
He's like, nice glasses, did you get them from your grandma? (grandma, grandma)
So I'm like--
One second.
Uh, still thinking.
Yeah, they help me see you have a stupid haircut!
We're so good at comebacks.
Going to be worth the wait.
Make your brain with punchlines, so what if it takes a day?
This is the Comeback Song, the Comeback Song, the Comeback Song, yeah, yeah.

A few days later, (later) I'm craving for some juice
So many delicious flavors, I don't know what to choose!
The cashier rolls her eyes and says, "Can you take any longer?" (longer, longer)
So I'm like,
Uh, hang on, uh-- I got this.
I'm sorry, I didn't order a glass of your opinion!
We're so good at comebacks, there ain't nobody greater.
We're spitting straight fire, who cares if it's 3 months later?
This is the Comeback Song, the Comeback Song, the Comeback Song, yeah, yeah.

Finally it's the weekend.
We're about to let loose.
Chilling in the seesaw but this lady don't approve.
She's like,
Aren't you too old to be playing at the playground? (Playground, playground)
So we're like
Wait for it!
Don't leave yet!
Your momma's-- uh...
We're so good at comebacks, we'll find the perfect line.
Hit you with the best-est, even if it takes a lifetime!
This is the Comeback Song (You better watch out!)
The Comeback Song ('Cause we're gonna hit you with some comebacks!)
The Comeback Song, yeah, yeah (Eventually)
Hey lady! Aren't you too old to be- wait, what was it again?
Oh, I don't remember.
We've wasted our lives...

(Dances and music)


There is a cat version of the song called "The Meow Meow Song"


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