Wow! You two dancing... was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. And I was a medic in the war!

  "Friend Fight!" is the fifth episode in season 2 of Bizaardvark and the twenty-fifth overall. It first aired on July 28, 2017 to 1.47 million viewers.[1]


Paige and Frankie's first big argument turns personal, meanwhile Amelia is asked to perform a dance in front of the entire school, and chooses Bernie to be her unlikely partner.


Main Cast

Recurring Cast

Guest Cast

  • Alexa Sutherland as Rachel Massey

Absent Cast

Video Segments

  • Bizaardvark: The Test Song
  • Perfect Perfection with Amelia: Cookie On Your Face Challenge
    • Small Cookie
    • Medium Cookie
    • Anchovy Cookie
  • Bizaardvark: New Studio Tour


  • Bizaardvark Subscribers: 99,985.
  • Originally called "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
  • In original casting call Rachel's surname was Fox.
  • Rachel's final scene was cut, wherein she claimed to admire Amelia for being brave enough to look like an idiot in front of everyone.
  • For reaching 100,000 subscribers, Bizaardvark is given Vuuugle studio J for their exclusive use.
  • Frankie spent a lot of her allowance to give her Yeti head the capability of speech.
  • Paige and Frankie had a disagreement on how to decorate their new studio.
  • They ended their feud by expressing their feelings. It is revealed Paige is insecure, and needs other people's approval. Frankie depended on her mother, who left. So she sometimes sets up a wall, because she's afraid to get hurt again.
  • This was the first episode to air after Disney announced parting ways with star Jake Paul on 7/22/17.

International Premieres

  • September 6, 2017 (Australia)
  • December 15, 2017 (Southeast Asia)


(knocking on door)
Doctor Douglas Wong Frankie. Are you okay?
Frankie No.
Doctor Douglas Wong Do you wanna talk about it?
Frankie No.
Doctor Douglas Wong Do you wanna see a really disgusting x-ray of a guy who swallowed a lizard?
Frankie Yeah.

Frankie Ohhh! Gross! Thanks, Dad.

(knocking on door)
Bernie It's Saturday, Grandma. We agreed I could stay up until seven.
Bernie Amelia? Is this a dream? Are we solving unicorn crimes like last time?
Amelia No. Wait. What's my crime solvin' name?
Bernie Officer Glittersparkle.
Amelia Make me a lieutenant, and I want a full report on my desk tomorrow.

Bernie Yes, ma'am!


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Bizaardvark Episodes
Season 1
FirstDraw My LifeFrankie Has a HaterSuperfanThe CollabUnboxingThe First Law of DirkBest Friend TagBernie's in ChargePretty-ConPuff and FrankieHalloweenvarkSpoiler Alert: Belissa ReturnsBizaardvark vs. Vicki Hot Head FuegoMoosetashio: A Cautionary TaleControl (Plus) Alt (Plus) Escape!Agh, HumbugMom! Stop!Paige's Birthday is Gonna Be GreatIn Your Space!
Season 2
First Day of SchoolChocolate BananasThe Doctor Will See You NowPaige Bugs OutFriend Fight!HawkwardFrankie and Amelia's Fun Friend WeekendFrankie's Cheating TeacherSoftball: The MusicalYes and NoScience (Un)FairPromposal ProblemsHalloweenvark: Part Boo!A Killer Robot ChristmasClash of the SuperfansDon't Think, Just DareBernie Moves OutThe BFF (Before Frankie Friend)Amelia's Perfectly Imperfect Volleyball AdventurePaige is WrongSpring Break Video SpectacularHer, Me, and Hermie
Season 3
The Summer of UsTwo Me's in a PodHouse MomsNo Way Whoa!Tree's CompanySummer SchooledHalloweenvark Part 3: Mali-Boo!Holiday Video SketchtacularWho is Horse Face Guy?Where There's a Willow There's a WayHouse BandEye of the DuckworthBernie's Cousin ErniePaige's Way vs. Frankie's WayPK in Da HouseBizaardvark Changes LivesA Capella ProblemsThe Stand-Up StandoffBizRipOffsRozes are RedThe End of the Beginning
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