Coach Carlson

“	I'm going through some stuff.	”
	—Coach Carlson

Coach Carlson
Nickname(s)	Coach (by students) Coach C
Gender	Male
Resides in	Tarzana, California
Occupation	High School P.E. Teacher High School Team Sports Coach
Eye color	Blue
Hair color	Brown
Family	Unnamed daughter
Affiliations	Sierra High School
Season(s)	2, 3
First seen	Paige Bugs Out
Last seen	Halloweenvark Part 3: Mali-Boo!
Portrayed by	Kevin Will

Coach Carlson was a resident of Tarzana, California and a Gym teacher at Sierra High School. Additionally, he is the coach of the Serra Hawks' Wrestling and Girl's Volleyball teams.
He was portrayed by Kevin Will.

History

Halloweenvark Part 3: Mali-Boo!

Coach Carlson appears as himself during Paige's tale of "Frankle-Stein," and as a "Foam Guy" during Amelia's story "The Foam Pit of Terror."

Appearances

• Paige Bugs Out
• Don't Think, Just Dare
• Amelia's Perfectly Imperfect Volleyball Adventure
• Spring Break Video Spectacular
• Halloweenvark Part 3: Mali-Boo!

Trivia

• He gave Bernie's Varsity Wrestling jacket to his four-year-old-daughter, because they wore the same size clothing.
• It is an open secret at the high school that Coach Carlson is "going through some stuff, " as Amelia notes in Don't Think, Just Dare and the Coach himself, confirms in Amelia's Perfectly Imperfect Volleyball Adventure.
• The Coach originally thought his deal with Paige was for Frankie to join the Volleyball team and had to redo the paperwork to insert Amelia's name instead.
• He is apparently licensed to operate a school bus.
• Allegedly, Brussel Sprouts are his favorite vegetables.
• Apparently, the street number of his home address is 456.
• He appeared as a "Foam Guy" during Amelia's tale "The Foam Pit of Terror" during Halloweenvark Part 3: Mali-Boo!
• During Paige's story of "Frankle-Stein" Coach Carlson:
  • Taught a class called "Science-y Stuff."
  • He calls Paige & Frankie "Paula & Frannie."
  • He correctly accuses the girls of attempting to pull the classic "Try to make your lab partner smart, but accidentally turn her into a monster scenario."
  • But Frankie's argumentative grunts convince him he is wrong.
  • He bakes the Bizaardvark girls a "I'm Sorry" cake and takes it to the Vuuugle House.
  • He discovers the brain-transfer machine and is caught up in the ensuing chaos with the results being that the Coach's body has been taken over by the monster brain, and his brain drained into the cake, which he states still beats teaching.
  • However, when "Bigor" (Bernie) eats the free cake, he speaks with Coach Carlson's voice.

Gallery

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