Bernie Schotz

Bernie Schotz
Full name	Bernard Miriam Schotz
Nickname(s)	Bernie (by everyone) Bern Man (by Dirk Mann) Little Man (by Dirk Mann) Idiot (by Amelia Duckworth) The Boy Who Was Nothing (by Amelia Duckworth) Illusior (by himself)
Gender	Male
Age	13 (season 1) 14 (season 2) 15 (season 3)
Resides in	Malibu, California (currently) Tarzana, California (formerly)
Occupation	Student Vuuugler Bizaardvark's agent (formerly)
Eye color	Brown
Hair color	Brown
Family	Grandma Schotz (grandmother) Ernie Plotz (cousin) Amelia Duckworth (step-aunt) Willow Duckworth (step-aunt) Red Duckworth (step-grandfather)
Romances	Amelia Duckworth (one-sided crush on his side) Will It Melt Girl (one-sided crush on his side)
Friends	Grandma Schotz Dirk Mann Paige Olvera Frankie Wong Amelia Duckworth Horse Face Guy Belissa Zane Rodney
Enemies	Zane (briefly) Rodney (briefly)
School	Sierra High School (currently) Hollander Preparatory Academy (formerly)
Affiliations	Vuuugle Sierra High School (currently) Hollander Preparatory Academy (formerly) Bernie Calls The Schotz
Season(s)	1, 2, 3
First seen	First!
Last seen	The End of the Beginning
Portrayed by	Ethan Wacker

Bernard Miriam "Bernie" Schotz is one of the main characters in Bizaardvark. He was Paige and Frankie's agent for Bizaardvark.

He was portrayed by Ethan Wacker.

Personality

Bernie is a funny, adorable, cute, crazy and hilarious teen. He wants to be an agent while also having quickly changing other hobbies like juggling, writing and Irish step dancing. But so far in his agent career, his only clients are his friends, Paige and Frankie. He goes through great lengths to get clients, but he somehow screws up. Bernie is a bit insecure, he listens to motivation tapes resulting in his verbal quirks. These include ending sentences with "...yeah," and his voice trailing when he's about to deliver bad news. He gets excited easily. He is a best friend to Dirk and has a huge crush on Amelia.

Relationships

Amelia Duckworth

Amelia is Bernie's love interest, but what we are seeing is Amelia does not feel the same way about Bernie

Paige and Frankie

Bernie refers himself to them as their "agent".

Dirk Mann

Dirk is Bernie's best friend as shown in "The First Law of Dirk"

Liam

Liam and Bernie aren't really friends considering that Liam gives Bernie an old office. It is unknown what he thought of Bernie in Bernie's in Charge.

Physical Appearance and Character

Bernie has brown hair and a fair face. He is a casual young man with a little bit of ego.

Appearances

Season 1

1. First!
2. Draw My Life
3. Frankie Has a Hater
4. Superfan
5. The Collab
6. Unboxing
7. The First Law of Dirk
8. Best Friend Tag
9. Bernie's in Charge
10. Pretty-Con
11. Puff & Frankie
12. Halloweenvark
13. Bizaardvark vs. Vicki Hot Head Fuego
14. Moosetashio: A Cautionary Tale
15. Control + Alt + Escape!
16. Agh, Humbug
17. Paige's Birthday is Gonna Be Great
18. In Your Space!

Appearances: 18/20

Season 2

1. First Day of School
2. Chocolate Bananas
3. The Doctor Will See You Now
4. Paige Bugs Out
5. Friend Fight!
6. Hawkward
7. Frankie and Amelia's Fun Friend Weekend
8. Frankie's Cheating Teacher
9. Softball: The Musical
10. Yes and No
11. Science (Un)Fair
12. Promposal Problems
13. Halloweenvark: Part Boo!
14. A Killer Robot Christmas
15. Clash of the Superfans
16. Don't Think, Just Dare
17. Bernie Moves Out
18. The BFF (Before Frankie Friend)
19. Amelia's Perfectly Imperfect Volleyball Adventure
20. Paige is Wrong
21. Spring Break Video Spectacular
22. Her, Me, and Hermie

Appearances: 22/22

Season 3

1. The Summer of Us
2. Two Me's in a Pod
3. House Moms
4. No Way Whoa!
5. Tree's Company
6. Summer Schooled
7. Halloweenvark Part 3: Mali-Boo!
8. Holiday Video Sketchtacular
9. Who is Horse Face Guy?
10. Where There's a Willow There's a Way
11. House Band
12. Eye of the Duckworth
13. Bernie's Cousin Ernie
14. Paige's Way vs. Frankie's Way
15. PK in Da House
16. Bizaardvark Changes Lives
17. A Capella Problems
18. The Stand-Up Standoff
19. BizRipOffs
20. Rozes Are Red
21. The End of the Beginning

Appearances: 21/21

Total Appearances: 61/63

Trivia

• He likes his mathematics teacher as revealed on First!.
• His middle name is Miriam as revealed in Superfan.
• He is approximately 4"10" as seen in Unboxing.
  • But, according to a poster in Agh, Humbug, he is 57", which is 4'9".
• The only two episodes of the series he does not appear in are Spoiler Alert: Belissa Returns and Mom! Stop!.
• Bernie only has his name in three episode titles which are Bernie's in Charge, Bernie Moves Out and Bernie's Cousin Ernie.
• He is taking lessons on confidence as seen in The First Law of Dirk.
• He lives with his grandma. It's unknown where or who his parents are. They are either dead or divorced.
• Bernie is Jewish as revealed in "Pretty-Con".
• As revealed in Agh, Humbug:
  • He was born with three extra teeth.
  • He's not allowed to watch TV shows with puppets in them.
  • He cries during dog food commercials.
• His voice changes in Season 2 due to Ethan Wacker going through puberty.
• He also experiences a significant growth spurt in Season 2.
• It is revealed in House Band that Bernie is 15 years old.
• Bernie endured a broken ankle in:
  • No Way Whoa!
  • Tree's Company
  • Summer Schooled
  • Where There's a Willow There's a Way
  • House Band

Gallery

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Characters